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Funky Cold Medina

Tone-Lōc의 싱글
"Wild Thing"
(1988)
Funky Cold Medina
(1989)
"I Got It Goin' On"
(1989)
Funky Cold Medina
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수록 음반 <colbgcolor=#fff,#1f2023> Lōc-ed After Dark
아티스트 Tone-Lōc
B-Side "Funky Cold Medina (Instrumental)"
(7인치 싱글)
발매일 1989년 2월
녹음 기간 1988년
스튜디오 딜리셔스 바이닐 스튜디오 (캘리포니아 주 할리우드)
장르 코미디 힙합, 랩 록
재생 시간 4:08 (앨범 버전, 카세트 싱글 버전, 7인치 싱글 버전)
레이블 Delicious Vinyl
송라이터 Marvin Young,[1] Matt Dike, Michael Ross
프로듀서 Michael Ross, Matt Dike

1. 개요2. 오디오/뮤직 비디오3. 가사4. 차트 성적

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1. 개요

미국의 힙합 래퍼 톤-록의 싱글이며 그의 데뷔 앨범 Lōc-ed After Dark의 두번째 싱글로 1989년 2월에 발매되었다.

2. 오디오/뮤직 비디오

오디오 (앨범 버전, 카세트 싱글 버전, 7인치 싱글 버전)
뮤직 비디오

3. 가사

[Intro]
Alright, dig it

[Verse 1]
Cold coolin at a bar, and I'm lookin for some action
But like Mick Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction
The girls are all around, but none of them wanna get with me
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin def, yo, what's up with L-O-C?
The girls is all jockin at the other end of the bar
Havin drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I'm the star
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?" he said, "Funky Cold Medina"

Funky Cold Medina

[Verse 2]
This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much, much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina

You know what I'm sayin'?
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie
Alex from Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal

[Verse 3]
I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink," I said, "Ehm, I'll go get it"
And then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that your girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina
You know what I'm sayin'?
Ain't no plans with a man
This is the 80's, and you know we get down with the ladies
No joke

Break it down

[Verse 4]
Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection
I took a shot as a contestant on "The Love Connection"
The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
We had a few drinks, I'm thinkin soon what I'll be gettin'
Instead she started talkin 'bout plans for our wedding
So I grabbed my coat and hit the door
I said, "Baby, I'll be seein' ya"
That's why I found you don't fool around with the Funky Cold Medina

You know what I'm sayin'?
That Medina's a monster

Funky Cold Medina

4. 차트 성적

빌보드 핫 100에서 1989년 4월 다섯번째 주에 3위를 기록했고 5주 연속 10위권에,[2] 7주 연속 20위권에,[3] 11주 연속 40위권에 머물러 있었다.[4] 빌보드 R&B 차트에서 7위를 기록했다.

1989년 빌보드 핫 100 연말 차트에선 65위에 올랐다.


[1] Young MC[2] 1989년 4월 둘째 주부터 1989년 5월 첫째 주까지[3] 1989년 4월 첫째 주부터 1989년 5월 둘째 주까지[4] 1989년 3월 셋째 주부터 1989년 5월 넷째 주까지